Well, if you were lucky enough to be at our inaugural big-bash-brawl at the El Rey, then you were part of something really special.  If you didn’t, but are wise enough to find us on the web, then take heart; the pirate show will return.  Here are some highlights:

Poor, perfect Audrey Deluxe.  All she wanted to do was sing “My Heart Will Go On,” but mean little pirate Victoria Vengeance wasn’t having it.  Before Audrey could sing a note, she was pounced on by the little banSHEE.  Lucky audience- they took it outta the ring and into the crowd.

Deprived of the Celine Dion magic, we launched into the thrilling “Gang Bang” singalong with Toby Huss and Rene Albert (on the accordian of course).  After the bonding experience of singing a filthy song together, the crowd was ready for more brawlin’ babes. Which they got – never try to press a lady sailor into service!  She will fight and fight.  Just like our three-way with Nikki, Erica & Xika.

Time to auction off some females!  Just like the beloved ride at Disneyland, we attempted to auction off lots of spirited wenches.  Go figure that Captain Fite bought the only 2 virgins; they somehow broke free, lost their dresses in the process, and turned out to have incredible wrestling ability, even if it was in their underpants!

The most hated “comedian” in the pirate world has to be pirate prop-comic PARROT-TOP.  Oh, poor Parrot-top.  Just trying to get one of his hilarious pun-props out and he’s pelted, PELTED with limes, cups, ice, cans – whatever was available.

Uh-oh.  Busty brawlers Franki Zappi & Shelly Martinez broke into a Catfight that was positively titillating!  Words can’t describe it – you’ll just have to look at the pix.  It’s hard to write just thinking about it.

But wait!  A sword-fight!  Oh for Pete’s sake!  2 Robin Olive & Victoria Vives battling it out, Red Sonya-style.  It was like a great movie came to life right there on stage.

The only kind of fight left to do…. DANCEFIGHT!  Lux LaCroix & Ursulina, battling it out, and hitting their marks.  Too bad for them Bonita LaBelle made the scene and clobbered them with her knockers!